Who am I? I am a wretched man. I sin, I repent, and I sin again.
Who am I? I am a helpless weakling. At any time I could perish, my life is but chaff in the wind.
What have I? What treasures have I that I can take with me after death?
What fate awaits me? Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. I will perish, no matter what.
But yea, I have a blessed hope, the hope given by His grace.
I am an earthen vessel, a jar of clay ready for heavenly treasure to be poured into it.
And I know, indeed, that His plan for me will prevail.
There once was a man, his name was Magellan.
A Portuguese skipper, the girls found him cute.
He sailed with five ships, to find the East Indies,
Then come back to Spain with a bounty of loot.
Whoopie-ti-yi-yo! Oh, happy Magellan!
Starting your journey with hardly a care!
Whoopie-ti-yi-yo! Strong, brave Magellan!
You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!
They crossed the Atlantic, and spotted a country.
Magellan said, "It's the East Indies, at last!"
But then someone shouted, "Hey, that's Argentina!"
Magellan got cranky, and chopped down the mast.
Whoopie-ti-yi-yo! Settle down, Magellan!
Put down that axe, there's no time to despair!
Whoopie-ti-yi-yo! Keep trying, Magellan!
You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!
A great storm arose in the mighty Pacific,
The five little ships were diminished to three.
At last land was sighted, Magellan was happy.
But then someone shouted, "Hey, that's Chile!"
Whoopie-ti-yi-yo! Cheer up, Magellan!
Check out your map, and don't tear out your hair!
Whoopie-ti-yi-yo! Keep trying Magellan!
You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!
It took them five months, but they crossed the Pacific.
They spotted a land that was dotted with palms.
Magellan proclaimed, "Yes! That's the East Indies!"
But then someone shouted, "Hey, I think that's Guam!"
Ey-yi-yi-yi! Oops, Magellan!
Your fun little journey's become a nightmare!
Whoopie-ti-yi-yo! Keep trying, Magellan!
You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!
They sailed due west to the Philippine Islands,
Magellan was pleased as the natives drew near.
But then someone shouted, "I think they're attacking!"
Magellan said, "What?"
And got hit by a spear.
Whoopie-ti-yi-yo! Farewell Magellan!
You almost made it, it's really not fair!
Whoopie-ti-yi-yo! Oh, ghost of Magellan!
The East Indies Islands were right over there!